Discover the Possibilities

1991 was the year of the Recession; 1992 was the year of recovery. What better way to recover than with a line of no credit from DorseyCard? The mailing envelope bears a Centurion logo which looks remarkably like Don. Inside is a cardboard folder stating "Heaven doesn't take American Express!" Inside the folder is an actual credit card, complete with embossed name and account number, hologram, magnetic data strip and signature strip on the back. An enclosed sheet contains teeny-tiny print of the Member Agreement and card use terms. The card logo is made
of overlapping blue and red Christmas balls, suggestive of the MasterCard® logo, set on a background of multicolored Christmas lights. The card is definitely "Easier to carry than fish!"

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