|  | 1991 was the year of the Recession; 1992 was 
        the year of recovery. What better way to recover than with a line of no 
        credit from DorseyCard? The mailing envelope bears a Centurion logo which 
        looks remarkably like Don. Inside is a cardboard folder stating "Heaven 
        doesn't take American Express!" Inside the folder is an actual credit 
        card, complete with embossed name and account number, hologram, magnetic 
        data strip and signature strip on the back. An enclosed sheet contains 
        teeny-tiny print of the Member Agreement and card use terms. The card 
        logo is made  
    of overlapping blue and red Christmas balls, suggestive of the MasterCard® 
    logo, set on a background of multicolored Christmas lights. The card is definitely 
    "Easier to carry than fish!"   |