This card is a triple teaser. The grey
mailing envelope bears a sticker: "WARNING:
Santa General Has Determined That Opening This Card Before December 25
To Your Health." A recipient who yields to temptation
finds a blue envelope inside, sealed with "CAUTION:
See Previous Warning" but sporting the words "All
Too Often." Upon ignoring the Caution, an orange envelope is revealed,
sealed with "WARNING: See Previous Caution"
while sporting the word "The." Finally, at the end of this tempting
trail lies a common index card folded in half and printed with the completion
of the quote: "Anticipation Is Greater Than
The Event." After unfolding the index card, a rather mundane holiday
greeting is revealed, rubber stamped in black ink.